Hayley / 20 / EnglandI’m that weird girl who actually talks to her followers. >STUFF I LIKE >ASK >LINKS >MY FACE >MY LIFEI used to have a big ol’ paragraph here but I decided to get rid of it. Basically I’m a fucking weirdo. Hi.My blog is basically 50% humorous reblogs, 50% mental illness.Have fun. Tumblr (3.0; @hazular)http://hazular.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1bd9d2137ea391b4d8c78217a22dc111/tumblr_mlhxqeKYnT1s1uw1fo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51158359982http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51158359982Thu, 23 May 2013 18:31:26 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcu9yjdxyc1r1agodo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://m0difiedlife.tumblr.com/post/50871980961/makeupbag-bloodstainedbikinis">m0difiedlife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://makeupbag.tumblr.com/post/50856879165/bloodstainedbikinis-galactic-gal">makeupbag</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bloodstainedbikinis.tumblr.com/post/50755790381">bloodstainedbikinis</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://galactic-gal.tumblr.com/post/50749970576/princessleathercock-acceptmyawkwardness">galactic-gal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://princessleathercock.tumblr.com/post/50749083797/acceptmyawkwardness">princessleathercock</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://acceptmyawkwardness.tumblr.com/post/50723215143">acceptmyawkwardness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://superspecialawesomeattack.tumblr.com/post/47172609068/makeupbyjanny-onlymakesusstronger">superspecialawesomeattack</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://makeupbyjanny.tumblr.com/post/36646737690/onlymakesusstronger-jamesxfc-as-a-guy-i">makeupbyjanny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onlymakesusstronger.tumblr.com/post/36644875963/jamesxfc-imalwayscold-when-people-say">onlymakesusstronger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jamesxfc.tumblr.com/post/36644545672/imalwayscold-when-people-say-theres-no">jamesxfc</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <div> <p>As a guy, I think the top one looks way better. Just sayin’.</p> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>yeah, guy here, top looks way better</p> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>You know what’s crazy?! That some women don’t wear makeup to impress men. Some women do it because they like it. When I wear 5 different colors on my eyes with bright ass pink lipstick I KNOW that shit ain’t cute. <strong>But you know why I do it? Because makeup is about having fun and being artistic. So if you don’t like my fabulously defined eyebrows I’m okay with that, I didn’t need your approval anyways. I just think some men really need to put their egos to the side and STOP thinking that everything women do is to impress you guys.</strong></p> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>Yeah, because women wear high-heels because they’re SO comfortable, right?</p> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p><strong>No, women (at least me and my friends) wear heels because they’re fun to wear. Sure, they get uncomfortable, but we’re not wearing them for comfort, we’re wearing them to feel good and because we feel sexy in them.</strong></p> <p><strong>And you’re probably gonna be like “but why do you want to look sexy? For men.”</strong></p> <p><strong>But no. I like feeling sexy because it helps with MY confidence. It’s not about other guys, i’m already in a committed relationship, but I like feeling good about how I look. Also, even before my relationship I would wear sexy lacy underwear and bras, but NO ONE were seeing them, so why did I wear them? Certainly not because they’re comfortable. Because I feel great about myself when I’m wearing them.</strong></p> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>This^</p> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>Here’s my two cents for the beta males that have a problem with the high heel makeup wearing ladies. Don’t date them.</p> <p>Go date a girl who doesn’t wear makeup or high heels.</p> <p>Write to your favorite nudie magazine and ask for less airbrushed no makeup wearing models for you to wank to</p> <p>Stop telling other women what to do with their bodies</p> <p>And stop believing that any expression of a women’s self is directly meant to please your prick</p> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>^ BOOM!!</p> </div> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>Important commentary bolded. </p> </blockquote> <p>yes. finally. for fucks sake. </p> </blockquote> <p>I JUST WANNA KNOW HOW I CAN GET MY EYEBROWS TO LOOK THAT GOOD</p>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51153636564http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51153636564Thu, 23 May 2013 17:04:06 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9177f8e50396d8567ac7f7b8b9e65979/tumblr_mlsbfvyzHa1qd4xnro1_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7da7d5e813987ac3927ef840444c618d/tumblr_mlsbfvyzHa1qd4xnro4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b4658f2cf7eb578c7ed1e87d0171292/tumblr_mlsbfvyzHa1qd4xnro2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0e1e3af52dbbbf29d9318110dce871e6/tumblr_mlsbfvyzHa1qd4xnro5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aa9491e127283b8788413e7b7e7d2ffb/tumblr_mlsbfvyzHa1qd4xnro6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/274d76aa8ff0f222fb17d7eecf6df959/tumblr_mlsbfvyzHa1qd4xnro3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/07d0ee026065971412c8387a5308e3f6/tumblr_mlsbfvyzHa1qd4xnro7_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4da64a199f9dd20a10c85e7e5e4613cf/tumblr_mlsbfvyzHa1qd4xnro8_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51153490593http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51153490593Thu, 23 May 2013 17:01:31 +0100if i ever become a parentthis will be me<p>trying to lose weight for download</p> <p>eating an entire quiche </p> <p>whoops</p>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51153015422http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51153015422Thu, 23 May 2013 16:52:15 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/177b921dfe9331abd98806a73591fdc0/tumblr_mn81fdsIiG1qf97blo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51101213599http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51101213599Wed, 22 May 2013 23:35:37 +0100my facehave a more recent photo of my because why not<p>happy people can go fuck themselves</p>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51101115780http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51101115780Wed, 22 May 2013 23:34:20 +0100<p>well then i&#8217;m just gonna sit here alone in my room and get drunk on this wednesay evening, attempting to stay away from all the sharp objects that have been luring me towards them for the past few weeks</p> <p>i&#8217;ve tried asking a load of people if they wanna do something tonight but apparently no-one gives a fuck about me </p> <p>i mean i already knew that but it&#8217;s always nice to have my suspicions confirmed</p>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51100266531http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51100266531Wed, 22 May 2013 23:23:03 +0100“Often the people who are the hardest to love are the ones who need it the most.”<br/><br/> - <em>Peaceful Warrior (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://onlinecounsellingcollege.tumblr.com/">onlinecounsellingcollege</a>)</em>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51097161880http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51097161880Wed, 22 May 2013 22:42:13 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7778502c2543f2ba64106480f70c748e/tumblr_mif2isnMKx1qext1uo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51064034215http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51064034215Wed, 22 May 2013 12:45:28 +0100nostalgia<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1e1fabb1df655db8961fa2cecb300d2/tumblr_mn405tZcrf1s0dv6wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51064016728http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51064016728Wed, 22 May 2013 12:44:59 +0100hello you beautiful man your face hasn't graced my tumblr in a while<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/aaffb09ad85cf42d8f87b0434d59da45/tumblr_mm1189zr3S1s64xigo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aa96355b600c06347a2b1a1a3c218a61/tumblr_mm1189zr3S1s64xigo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9aa9382ed6b43981cf72a2e304740fbd/tumblr_mm1189zr3S1s64xigo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cc135d63d59383ec27ca4c51ecdf7f1e/tumblr_mm1189zr3S1s64xigo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/17b3e9ba0806f0694df636400424d03d/tumblr_mm1189zr3S1s64xigo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39ff5a9d7a8d220b26bda5cb9b4da19f/tumblr_mm1189zr3S1s64xigo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0e07e7125f62ba7b6748b52857ce201b/tumblr_mm1189zr3S1s64xigo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ghostsista.tumblr.com/post/49187425127/the-woman-who-swam-with-sharks">ghostsista</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Extinction is forever:</strong> Within our lifetime we shall witness the death of the Great White Shark. Their numbers have fallen to 10%. These are creatures that mate for life, migrate like whales across the ocean, live in colonies. And soon they will have disappeared forever, the ancient sea gods, killed by man.</p> </blockquote>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51063181484http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51063181484Wed, 22 May 2013 12:20:54 +0100SHARK CONSERVATION MOTHERFUCKERSwould it surprise you to know i'm actually really passionate about sharkscuz i am<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4f259e219bdec3fb6216bb31685a18a6/tumblr_mn61ipbFrX1r8o0xao1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51063138156http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51063138156Wed, 22 May 2013 12:19:40 +0100“Just in case you ever foolishly forget; I’m never not thinking of you.”<br/><br/> - <em>Virginia Woolf, <em>Selected Letters</em>  (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gaycroissant.tumblr.com/">gaycroissant</a>)</em>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51062573389http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51062573389Wed, 22 May 2013 12:02:37 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fdc8a31ff8d0df9aa5ae4222d6935967/tumblr_mn1jkdSBN81squsw8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51062493041http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51062493041Wed, 22 May 2013 12:00:23 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e63ad8e6e86a1f1993f571b94edb9c3e/tumblr_mgavcvjviS1qazstso1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51062378618http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51062378618Wed, 22 May 2013 11:56:49 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1545752cd8c3cdb92c1ff22f05f14b0/tumblr_mn6baheOGS1rs2do6o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51062355612http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51062355612Wed, 22 May 2013 11:56:05 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/540d75b394569cda53b57f7ff75ec09d/tumblr_mn071p8T3a1rbqm9ro1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51028808175http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51028808175Wed, 22 May 2013 01:13:11 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/39a89c24c379a65a5d0dc03b6aa82bbb/tumblr_mn16zsflg31rdmmd4o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51028750755http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/51028750755Wed, 22 May 2013 01:12:27 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/00266830af46ba95879f5d8134f1c1b8/tumblr_mmrkmbZoni1r8dy8go1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9823941359884cd5aab36a33f6b7da89/tumblr_mmrkmbZoni1r8dy8go2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/212f77a37052f9cdec42f7f58198f9fd/tumblr_mmrkmbZoni1r8dy8go3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c1414cd35e094367de1713ed74723860/tumblr_mmrkmbZoni1r8dy8go4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/186e2d97d1b359a49aed088d1bc9267e/tumblr_mmrkmbZoni1r8dy8go5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f9224d8c3553431a627a2216da796083/tumblr_mmrkmbZoni1r8dy8go6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/56b3edbc618367fd599606e3b1ef58b9/tumblr_mmrkmbZoni1r8dy8go7_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/007ccea6e393238c256d36279cfa2149/tumblr_mmrkmbZoni1r8dy8go8_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/50999155983http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/50999155983Tue, 21 May 2013 18:20:51 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/31eef11a85a54dd7f055389b63c6eb76/tumblr_mlg5gdecpa1qem6i7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/50992630352http://hazular.tumblr.com/post/50992630352Tue, 21 May 2013 16:19:53 +0100