theneolistickid:

Bats illuminated by lightning

theneolistickid:

Bats illuminated by lightning

Other people: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep

verrlust:

i wonder what it’s like to be so hot that people follow you just because you’re hot

true as fuck zodiac

aries: lovable but still a lil bitch
taurus: p cute but probably sacrifices hamsters to satan in their free time
gemini: crayola as fuck
cancer: rude as hell and not to be trusted with shit
leo: cutest ever
virgo: really deep and doesn't take any shit
libra: weird as hell omg
scorpio: probably satan
sagittarius: cute and very sweet
capricorn: to be avoided bc they're like taurus but they probs talk about their hamster sacrifices
aquarius: charming but hella strange once you know them
pisces: even more crayola than gemini

amporca:

Trying on clothes is really hard when you hate yourself. Liking someone is really hard when you hate yourself. Eating is really hard when you hate yourself. Life is really hard when you hate yourself.

Your real first love will make you realize that your first love wasn’t really your first love.
Unknown (via swiftbeat)

avatarskorra:

jessica lange is hotter than me and she’s 64

I’m in fucking tears at the markiplier walk through of Five Nights At Freddy’s

oh god

"ba da dum dum FUCK YOU"

tinychatter:

u know when u really like someone and literally every little thing they do is cute and no matter what face they make they always look perfect to you

merlinsbane:

for me the biggest unsolved mystery of the world is whether or not My Immortal was a trollfic or a legitimate fanfiction that someone sat down and wrote.

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